I Dun Killed the Baby

It's always unnerving that moment when you think, "huh!? the baby is awfully quiet."

First I obviously force fed it till it passed out.

Then, only to make her mother mad, I documented that she absolutely slept through a diaper change without stirring, you know the same baby that wakes up from naps at home because they happen to laugh or something else innocuous downstairs.

She never stirred, from chair, to diaper change, to crib upstairs. Not until three hours later when she had a tremendous poo-a-thon up there in the crib. Magic powers Kristy, magic sleep inducing powers.